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katonwolf:

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sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
I am trans, so I must be a freak.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
“Forever reblogg”.

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I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays
I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore
I’m overweight, so I must be fat
I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends
I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner
I like country music, so I must be a redneck
I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken
I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot
I’m Irish so I must be drunk
I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.
I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.
I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.

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vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

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come-come-cardinal:

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skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today